I’ll be participating in the Hear Me Out event, and apparently it’s finally time for someone to tell you the truth. My topic: “Birds Aren’t Real. They’re Government Drones That Recharge on Power Lines.” ⚡🐦 My position: 17 in the lineups My bundle: Cruise with me: 1.30 hrs of any service, 8 roll the dice in venom trials and 1 voice recording🧪🖤 You’ve seen them sitting on power lines. You’ve seen them staring through your windows. You’ve seen pigeons walking around like they own the place. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. 🤨 I’m coming prepared with evidence, arguments, and absolutely unnecessary confidence to defend my case. 😌 So come hear me out before the pigeons report me to the government. 🐦📡 THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOIS.