tell me why my 2-7 namor is typing “tank diff” while i'm solo tanking against the entire avengers military, mind you i have to even swap to tank because nobody wanted to fill

brother i'm fighting for custody of the objective as if im filing for divorce, my supports are fighting for their life and misusing their cooldowns, and our other TRIPLE dps is exploring narnia while main lane blind shooting

“tank push” PUSH WHERE???? INTO THE AFTERLIFE????i have a magneto shield, not diplomatic immunity of my dignity😭

and then this mf types “gg tank sold”

SOLD WHAT??? DO YOU WANT ME TO ALSO TUCK YOU IN BED AND GIVE YOU A FOREHEAD SMOOCH WITH THE CARRY??

anyways does anyone wanna duo ♡ i love this game

messages open to any funny rivals stories