today when I was in the mist of my intellectual thoughts in a caffè i saw a fly and I thought about how would my life be if I was an assassin mosquito larping as a fly and I thought about the times where I was rage baited by flies 😔,credit where credit is due flies are the biggest rage baiters as they will keep annoying you no matter how much u shoosh them they will come back , now do flies have the brain capacity to tell flies from mosquitos ? what if I larp as a fly and assassinate them one by one by drinking their blood and they won't be able to tell who did it cuz they can't tell me from an actual fly hmmmmm that would be the perfect revenge in my reality #wifedat